DMZ: Archive

Feb 21st

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Random Memory of the Day:

When I was a kid, my dad would drag me to random classical concerts, hoping for me to gain some culture, or better, to inspire me to become a world-class classical musician myself. What I can best describe my dad’s behavior as during these concerts is that parallel to a groupie. We would always stay after the shows to meet the soloists, and I got to meet some pretty great musicians over the...

Feb 20th

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Feb 15th

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Nobody understands my references to Community

Not to even mention references to references in Community :c

Feb 15th

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I don't know about anyone else, but weed played a...

Feb 8th

Feb 5th

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I can't wait until I have a baby so I can perform...

Jan 26th

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Jan 17th

Jan 16th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 10th

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Jan 10th

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Jan 9th

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Today I will be a Bulgarian Minister of Education. Tomorrow I will be Helen of Troy. We do, doodley do, doodley do, doodley do, What we must, muddily must, muddily must, muddily must Muddily do, muddily do, muddily do, muddily do, Until we bust, bodily bust, bodily bust, bodily bust.

Jan 9th

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Playing Earthbound, petting animals, making arts and crafts, and doing sex things. I like where this is going.

Jan 8th

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I watched a bunch of reality television shows yesterday because I was weak and gave into cheap entertainment. I know that involuntary sterilization is bad and all, but is it really that bad?

Jan 4th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 26th

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How awesome would it be if drug dealers sold gift...

Which in turn, their customers can give to their friends. Then their friends can go and redeem the gift card for its value in their drug of choice.

Dec 25th

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I can't wait until finals are over so I can...

Dec 22nd

It’s odd, thinking about death while being an atheist. To understand that afterward, you are simply not. To know that what is coming is permanent, with no happy ending, no chance of reunion or redemption in some other plane. Death will be a final parting, permanent and absolute. Atheism is knowing that soon, everyone will be separated by eternity. And yet, in infinite time and space, two...

Dec 20th

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Idea of the Day: Playing Guess Who without asking...

Dec 18th

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Sometimes, I refuse to believe that politicians...

Dec 17th

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Dec 13th

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Dec 12th

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Watching 30 Rock instead of studying for finals

Dec 12th

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Dec 12th

I wonder if anyone stalks me on facebook

I probably wouldn’t even think it weird if anyone told me that they did. I might just take it as the compliment that it is.

Dec 11th

Dec 8th

Snuggle mood

Hi, pillow pet…

Dec 7th

“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.”

– George Carlin (via haereticum)

Dec 6th

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Came Across This Today

I was looking at my Facebook privacy settings and clicked on the link that lets you manage blocked accounts and I saw this: This guy I dated about two years ago kept making fake Facebook accounts to get in touch with me after we broke up, even after I told him I didn’t want any contact with him. Looking back at it, it all seems a bit funny, although it was a nuisance at the time. I...

Dec 6th

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